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Sooo i decided to start this new segment called “Why Tho” because a lot of my blog causes me to ponder that very question… why tho?
This segment will hopefully appear about once a week and when life gets really weird maybe more. All I’m gonna do is brag ahehem rant (OMG IVE FOUND THE STRIKE BUTTON…. run) heh heh talk about completely absurd things that don’t have any meaning at ALL. Like at all.
Warning: Don’t read if you have stuff to do with your life… this is a frickin’ waste of time:)
Heh my maniac side took over… ignore that
You all have probably stopped reading at this point and thats ok…. ig 😢
So lets gooooooo
The first part of the first post of the new segment (…) is going to be about………….. a song i recently discovered
This song is called the ‘Broken Glass’ song. It is absolutely the most underrated song I have ever heard in my life.
if you all are Victorious (thats a show on Netflix) nerds, you will know that Robby Shapiro wrote this song… for no reason…. no good one that is…….. unless he has major mental health issues…………. wouldn’t be too surprised………………….
Anyway, these are the lyrics 🤩🥸
It’s fun to run, it’s fun to play,
It’s fun to make things out of clay,
It’s fun to fill your car with gas,
It’s fun to break… things made of glass!
It’s fun to spray yourself with Mace
It’s fun to squeeze your mother’s face
It’s fun to mow your daddy’s grass
It’s fun to break… things made of glass
But broken glass can cut your hand,
And then you’ll bleed across the land,
Ask any woman, child or man,
About the dangers
Of broken glass…
Broken glass…
I like nice girls with gum disease
I like to tickle peoples knees
Don’t tell me no just tell me yes
And then we’ll break… things made of glass
Sometimes I put on special pants
And then I board a plane to France
When I arrive I start to dance
And then I break… things made of glass
Yeah I know that dance doesn’t rhyme with glass
So, what you gonna do about it, huh?
But broken glass will tell you lies
Bleed your soul and blind your eyes
Like a demon with a side of fries
You better beware … of broken glass
Of broken glass glass
Harmonica solo!
Mmm, children that glass sure does look delicious, doesn’t it?
But you can’t eat it.
’cause broken glass is not a food,
So don’t you listen to some dude,
Who says put a cheese on broken glass,
And make a sand-a-wich!
Out of broken glass…
Let’s sing a song about broken glass,
I’ll help you write it after class,
There is no song that can surpass
The song we sing
About broken glass..
If you aren’t concerned…..
go see a therapist. 😉

Yall should just be grateful you arent my best friend…….. she has to deal with me in this um lovely mood literally all the time 🥲
So the next ‘Why Tho’ thing is……………
A COMPLETELY USELESS LIFE HACK THAT YOU WILL NEVER USE AND WILL NEVER WANT TO USE!!!

Lololol this is so insanely stupid but so insanely brilliant too😂😂😂😂😂😂
I texted it to my brother randomly… here is what he said:

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I GUESS sighs im done taking up your time……….
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bye thanks for handling this
its why i love you guys
so much
honestly
like fo real
ok
bye